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Ray goes to jail and still say's Romo's a Girl..

Ray goes to jail and still say's Romo's a Girl..

Here is a soon- to- be mug shot of my business partner, Ray Mauldin. What started off as an innocent, but spirited conversation between Ray and Officer Mendez on the finer points of pro football turned disastrous. All I know is, there was some yelling, finger pointing and just one hell of a commotion that invariably resulted in the arrest and incarceration of said fellow. From what I can gather, Ray was arrested for calling Tony Romo a girl and you would think that our freedom of speech was protected under the First Amendment, but not so fast, my friends. It seems that Texas Governor Rick Perry and Republican Senator John Cornyn, who incidentally are huge Cowboy fans and personal friends with Jerry Jones, passed bill 843 through the house which pertains to the slander and/or negative commentary of their beloved Cowboys. The yelling abruptly stopped and the result was, Ray is now serving time in a Texas State Penitentiary for the crime of "lewd and offensive behavior towards a Cowboy quarterback". I, being his long- time business partner am starting a "free the short 'Elk fund", so Elksters, please send your donations, shanks or cigarettes, (I hear that is currency in the big house) to our location or poor ol' Ray will be on trash detail on I-35E for a good long while, not to mention his new cellmate, Bubba....

Ray goes to jail and still say's Romo's a Girl..