This is what happened after they killed “John Wick’s” dog: After a couple of crashed SUV’s and numerous headshots, not to mention a spectacular body count of 84, John got busy building a Telecaster.
Why not? A brother’s gotta relax and how better to express himself after a long day of slaying? Yep, you got it people- build something. This Tele is nothing like I’ve never seen. Seriously, this guitar is as if Setzer rolled up on Fender and said, “Make it and I will come.” Dude, this guitar has everything you could want out of a solid body.
This killer has got a 9.5″ radius board, coupled with a B-5 Bigsby. I’m talking frets that would make a Jackson player slay five virgins in a Scandinavian church in its honor. And those pickups? Man, the clean is so crystal and the dirty is so deviate, that this guitar is capable of “all” styles. From AC/DC to Buck Owens, that’s how versatile this tone machine is.
I understand folks, life can be stressful at times, so pour you up a Blanton’s single malt, click on the tube and kick back and jam on this Tele for awhile. I get it- you’re a professional assassin with a propensity for our four legged friends with no emotional outlet? Well, I got you covered in spades.
If you don’t like this guitar and you wanna brandish a weapon? I got this- I’ll give you Ray’s address, I hear he likes to fight…
T.V. Jone Telecaster