I was tired of my lady, we´d been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read.
If you love 6v6’s and golden tone from the past.
Just plug into me boy and get knocked off your ass.
I got two vintage Jensens, original transformers, and mains.
You’d choose me, boy, if you had half a brain.
I didn’t think about my other amps, I know- they sounded all the same.
Because I wanted a new Gibby because my others are lame.
So, I emailed the ‘Elks and they sounded like good folks.
They shipped me out this amp, now my rig sounds so dope.
Yes, I like the sound of Gibson’s amps and I ain’t gonna lie.
I’m not much into Fenders, high powered twins make me cry.
So if your into Gibson’s and two-tone tolex.
Twin Vintage Jensons.
And enough wattage to flex.
Do like I did.
And call the boys instead.
You’ll love your new amp.
So you won be thinking in bed.
“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
Thanks Rupert for the inspiration and remember kids to hum the song as you read. Dun, Dun, Dun…